Hey! 👋 So your PC updated to Windows 11 and now it’s acting like it just broke up with its charger? 😂
Don’t worry, you're not alone. Windows 11 is awesome in many ways, but sometimes it pulls a “hold my beer” and breaks basic stuff. Like… VPN? Dead. Bluetooth? Ghosted. Sound? What’s that? 🎧❌
Let’s fix these gremlins one-by-one with a pinch of humor, some straight talk, and steps that even your tech-illiterate cousin can follow. 😎
🎧 Problem 1: Bluetooth or Audio Not Working After Update 😤
So you just wanted to vibe with your favorite playlist, and boom—Bluetooth or audio disappears like your crush when you say “I love you.” 💀
This all started after the KB5050009 update in Jan 2025. Classic Microsoft move. 👏
🛠️ FIX:
🎯 Method 1: Uninstall the evil update
Step 1: Press Windows + I to open Settings
Step 2: Go to Windows Update → Update History
Step 3: Scroll to Uninstall updates
Step 4: Find KB5050009 → Hit Uninstall
Step 5: Restart. Boom. Back to the beats! 🎶
🎯 Method 2: Install the Preview Update (a.k.a. Microsoft’s apology)
Step 1: Again, open Settings → Windows Update
Step 2: Click on Advanced options → Optional updates
Step 3: Look for KB5050094 (the fix) → Click Download & Install
🎉 That should fix your ghost audio/Bluetooth!
🔐 Problem 2: VPN Stopped Working After April 2024 Update 🤬
You're ready to work (or, let’s be real, stream Netflix from another country 😏), and suddenly VPN says NOPE. Thanks, KB5036893 🙃
🛠️ FIX:
Step 1: Hit Windows + I → Settings
Step 2: Go to Update History → Uninstall Updates
Step 3: Uninstall KB5036893
Step 4: Reboot → Reconnect VPN → Freedom unlocked! 🌍🔓
🧠 Pro Tip: Pause updates for a bit so Windows doesn’t sneak this update back in like an ex who can’t take a hint. 😅
💻 Problem 3: Remote Desktop Disconnects When Minimized (RDP Rage) 😡
RDP’s been acting like a moody teenager—works fine until you minimize the window, and then poof—session dropped.
🛠️ FIX:
🚫 Disable UDP to fix this nonsense
Step 1: Press Windows + R → Type gpedit.msc → Enter
Step 2: Go to:
Computer Configuration →
Admin Templates →
Windows Components →
Remote Desktop Services →
Remote Desktop Session Host →
Connections
Step 3: Find “Turn Off UDP on Client” → Enable it
Step 4: Apply → Restart PC → Test RDP
🎉 RDP should now behave like a grown-up!
🤡 Problem 4: Windows Showing “End of Support” Lies 😂
Turns out it’s a bug in KB5046633 from Nov 2024. Good job, Microsoft. 👏
🛠️ FIX:
Just ignore the drama. Seriously.
🧠 Microsoft will fix this from their end. No need to click on shady upgrade buttons or panic uninstall anything. Just relax and sip that coffee ☕.
🌐 Problem 5: Internet Stopped Working After December Update 🫠
After update KB5048685, some people’s internet went bye-bye. No WiFi, no browsing, no YouTube—true horror. 😱
🛠️ FIX:
Step 1: Settings → Windows Update → Update History
Step 2: Uninstall KB5048685
Step 3: Reboot PC → Internet is back like your favorite snack 😋
🔒 Optional: Pause updates so it doesn’t sneak in again.
Go to:
Settings → Windows Update → Pause updates for 1 week ⏸️
💾 Bonus: BIOS Update Blocked on Lenovo Laptops 😩
Trying to update your BIOS and Windows goes, “Nah, I don’t feel like it”? Welcome to the ThinkPad drama.
🛠️ FIX:
Step 1: Go to Windows Update
Step 2: Look for BIOS Update Version 1.61 from Lenovo
Step 3: Install it → Restart → Thank the heavens it worked 🙌
🧠 Good Stuff About Windows 11 (Yeah, It's Not All Bad 😅)
✅ Sexy design
✅ Widgets that are actually useful now
✅ Snap layouts = chef’s kiss for productivity 👨🍳💻
✅ Gaming performance is on point 🎮
✅ And hey—at least it doesn’t randomly update during your online exams anymore 😭 (we hope)
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